GO VOTE OR T-REX WILL EAT YOU

T-REX NO CARE WHO YOU VOTE FOR, T-REX ONLY CARE YOU VOTE.

BECAUSE T-REX JEALOUS. EVERYONE RUNNING FOR OFFICE GIVE FREE STUFF FOR VOTES.

FREE T-SHIRT.

FREE MONEY.

FREE SCHOOL.

FREE DOCTOR.

SOMETIMES EVEN FREE CANDY.

NO ONE EVER OFFER T-REX FREE DEEP FRIED BRONTOSAURUS OR EVEN TRIM T-REX TOES.

WHY?  T-REX TINY ARMS CAN’T REACH BALLOT, SO T-REX NEVER VOTE.

SO USE YOUR BIG HOOMAN ARMS AND VOTE FOR WHOEVER GIVES YOU MOST FREE STUFF.

 

Nationwide

2 thoughts on “GO VOTE OR T-REX WILL EAT YOU

  1. Regardless of the outcome, please drive home from your campaign headquarters safe! We can’t afford to lose another city Mgr

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