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GO VOTE OR T-REX WILL EAT YOU

T-REX NO CARE WHO YOU VOTE FOR, T-REX ONLY CARE YOU VOTE.

BECAUSE T-REX JEALOUS. EVERYONE RUNNING FOR OFFICE GIVE FREE STUFF FOR VOTES.

FREE T-SHIRT.

FREE MONEY.

FREE SCHOOL.

FREE DOCTOR.

SOMETIMES EVEN FREE CANDY.

NO ONE EVER OFFER T-REX FREE DEEP FRIED BRONTOSAURUS OR EVEN TRIM T-REX TOES.

WHY?  T-REX TINY ARMS CAN’T REACH BALLOT, SO T-REX NEVER VOTE.

SO USE YOUR BIG HOOMAN ARMS AND VOTE FOR WHOEVER GIVES YOU MOST FREE STUFF.

 

WHY YOU SO MAD AT MILO BY T-REX

We’ve asked our infamous commentator “T-REX” to share his ancient wisdom with our readers. After agreeing to provide T-REX with two large broom handles stolen from Fullerton Public Works, the Friends are proud to present the first in a regular series of dino related thoughts.

TODAY T-REX GET PHONE CALL FROM LADY AT HIGH SCHOOL.

LADY SAY MANY OOO-MANS WORRIES ABOUT “CONSERVATIVE PROVOCATEUR” AND SCHOOL FOR LITTLE OOO-MANS CLOSE EARLY.

T-REX THINK THIS SILLY.  OOO-MANS USED TO WORRY ABOUT CONSERVATIVE ROCKS FALLING ON HEAD OR CONSERVATIVE SHARK EATING DANGLINGLY BITS.

SOMETIMES OOO-MANS WORRY ABOUT CONSERVATIVE DARK, BUT OOO-MANS MAKE CONSERVATIVE FIRE, SO NOT WORRY NO MORE.

MAYBE OOO-MANS WORRY TOO MUCH.  MAYBE THEY FOCUS ON CONSERVATIVE READING AND CONSERVATIVE MATH FOR LITTLE ONES.  MAYBE BEING TOO CONSERVATIVE AND CLOSING SCHOOL EARLY IS STUPID IDEA THAT TEACH LITTLE OOO-MANS TO BE AFRAID.

MAYBE YOU REACH OUT WITH THOSE BIG OOO-MANS ARMS INSTEAD OF HIDING IN CAVE OR CACKLING LIKE RABID CHICKEN.

JUST SAYING.

RAWRRRRRR!