Author Archives: T-REX

T-REX SAYZ STAY SAFE

T-REX REMIND YOU NOT EVERYONE STRONG LIKE T-REX. T-REX NO GET SICK, EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME FROM BAD BURRITO.

PLEASE STAY CALM. IF YOU CAN REACH SINK, WASH YOUR HANDS. IF YOU CAN STAY HOME, STAY HOME. IF YOU CAN CALL YOUR MOM, CALL YOUR MOM.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T GO TO DOWNTOWN FULLERTON AND ACT LIKE JACKASS. FOOLERTON HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS.

STAY SAFE. STAY HEALTHY. STAY CALM.

LIKE ASTEROID, THIS TOO SHALL PASS.

T-REX LOVES BUMS

T-REX SO HAPPY. FOOLERTON APPROVE NEW EXPERIMENT FOR PERSONS EXPERIENCING HOMELESSNESS. YOU SLEEP IN CAR AND THE CITY GIVE YOU PRESENTS. T-REX LOVE GIVING PRESENTS TO PERSONS EXPERIENCING HOMELESSNESS.

T-REX HAVE IDEAS FOR WHERE TO PUT PARKING AND GIFT GIVING.

MAYBE RAYTHEON PARKING LOT. YUUUUUGE, NEXT TO JOBS AND TRAILS, NEXT TO NICE HOMES, GREAT PLACE TO PARK AND GIFT. BASTANCHURY PARK RIGHT NEXT DOOR, TOO.

RALPH B CLARK PARK HAVE YUUUUGE PARKING LOTS. LOTS OF DUCKS TO EAT. QUIET, PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL PLACE TO PARK AND GIFT.

MAYBE FOOLERTON USE CHURCHES ON EUUUUUUCLID. PERSONS EXPERIENCING HOMELESSNESS GET A LITTLE JESUS BEFORE HITTING THE FULLERTON LOOP.

MAYBE MUCKENTHALER. IS CUTE PARKING, GET SOME CULTURE WITH PARK AND GIFT, NEXT TO ROADS AND BUS LINES. PERFECT PLACE FOR PERSONS EXPERIENCING HOMELESSNESS.

T-REX THINK THAT WHERE EVER FOOLERTON PUT PEOPLE TO PARK AND SLEEP, THEY SHOULD BE CLOSE TO JENNIFER FITZGERALD. SHE SEEM SO EAGER TO AGREE TO IDEA, MAYBE THIS TIME SHE FINALLY PAY FOR ONE OF HER DECISIONS. T-REX THINK IT GREAT SHE VOLUNTEER HER NEIGHBORS FOR EXPERIMENT FOR PERSONS EXPERIENCING HOMELESSNESS.

T-REX SO HAPPY. SO MANY NEW FRIENDS. THANK YOU JENNIFER FITZGERALD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXPERIMENT WITH PERSONS EXPERIENCING HOMELESSNESS. WE HOPE YOUR NEIGHBORS HAPPY LIKE T-REX, TOO.

GO VOTE OR T-REX WILL EAT YOU

T-REX NO CARE WHO YOU VOTE FOR, T-REX ONLY CARE YOU VOTE.

BECAUSE T-REX JEALOUS. EVERYONE RUNNING FOR OFFICE GIVE FREE STUFF FOR VOTES.

FREE T-SHIRT.

FREE MONEY.

FREE SCHOOL.

FREE DOCTOR.

SOMETIMES EVEN FREE CANDY.

NO ONE EVER OFFER T-REX FREE DEEP FRIED BRONTOSAURUS OR EVEN TRIM T-REX TOES.

WHY?  T-REX TINY ARMS CAN’T REACH BALLOT, SO T-REX NEVER VOTE.

SO USE YOUR BIG HOOMAN ARMS AND VOTE FOR WHOEVER GIVES YOU MOST FREE STUFF.

 

T-REX LOOK AT ROYCE MESS

T-REX NOT A VOTER. CAN’T REACH TINY BALLOT WITH TINY ARMS, BUT T-REX ALWAYS READ BALLOT STATEMENT. VERY INTERESTED.

WISE DINO ONCE SAY, NEVER MAKE MESS YOU CAN’T CLEAN UP.  T-REX KNOW THIS WELL. WHY HE ALWAYS DO HIS BIG MORNING BUSINESS NEAR RIVER.

T-REX LOOK AT BALLOT STATEMENT FOR CA-39 CANDIDATES.

WHAT A MESS.

ED ROYCE MUST ALSO HAVE VERY TINY ARMS.

T-REX WANT TO PARTY, TOO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

T-REX NEED HELP TO DRINK BEER. TINY BOTTLE NO REACH MOUTH.

FULLERTON SPEND NEARLY $100,000 THIS WEEKEND FOR POLICE OFFICERS TO HELP PEOPLE DRINK DOWNTOWN.

POLICE WILL HELP TWO BARS CLOSE THEN REOPEN BECAUSE LINE TOO LONG AT BAR.

POLICE WILL HELP THREE PEOPLE OFF STREET BECAUSE BEER MAKE IT HARD TO DRIVE.

POLICE WILL HELP FOUR PEOPLE TO BED BECAUSE BEER MAKE THEM PASS OUT IN BUSHES.

POLICE WILL HELP FIVE PEOPLE TO CALM DOWN AND NOT FIGHT OVER BAR BILL.

POLICE WILL HELP SIX PEOPLE FIND BAR BECAUSE BEER MADE THEM GET LOST AND DRINK IN PARKING LOT.

 

POLICE HELP ALL THESE PEOPLE DRINK BEER FOR $5,000,000 EACH YEAR.

WHY POLICE NO BUY T-REX A STRAW?

T-REX WANT TO PARTY, TOO.