Fullerton Nationwide

T-REX SAYZ STAY SAFE

T-REX REMIND YOU NOT EVERYONE STRONG LIKE T-REX. T-REX NO GET SICK, EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME FROM BAD BURRITO. PLEASE STAY CALM. IF YOU CAN REACH SINK, WASH YOUR HANDS. IF YOU CAN STAY HOME, STAY HOME. IF YOU CAN CALL YOUR MOM, CALL YOUR MOM. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T GO TO DOWNTOWN FULLERTON AND […]

Nationwide

GO VOTE OR T-REX WILL EAT YOU

T-REX NO CARE WHO YOU VOTE FOR, T-REX ONLY CARE YOU VOTE. BECAUSE T-REX JEALOUS. EVERYONE RUNNING FOR OFFICE GIVE FREE STUFF FOR VOTES. FREE T-SHIRT. FREE MONEY. FREE SCHOOL. FREE DOCTOR. SOMETIMES EVEN FREE CANDY. NO ONE EVER OFFER T-REX FREE DEEP FRIED BRONTOSAURUS OR EVEN TRIM T-REX TOES. WHY?  T-REX TINY ARMS CAN’T […]

Downtown Fullerton

T-REX WANT TO PARTY, TOO

              T-REX NEED HELP TO DRINK BEER. TINY BOTTLE NO REACH MOUTH. FULLERTON SPEND NEARLY $100,000 THIS WEEKEND FOR POLICE OFFICERS TO HELP PEOPLE DRINK DOWNTOWN. POLICE WILL HELP TWO BARS CLOSE THEN REOPEN BECAUSE LINE TOO LONG AT BAR. POLICE WILL HELP THREE PEOPLE OFF STREET BECAUSE BEER […]