English Major attended a top-flight private college studying Literature until a Sophmore year seminar titled "Deconstructing Virgina Woolf From the Feminist Imperative" drove him from the halls of academe. He joined a commune in Comptche, California and smoked copious amount of wild-growing herbs until his mind started working again. He eventually returned to Higher Education as a custodian, and is currently employed at one of the fine academic institutions of Fullerton.