Flightless Bird Attempts Take Off
Well, here ya go: the last gasp of Fullerton’s Yellowing Observers? Could be. As my old friend Don Carlos Marx once said: History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.
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Ouch. That’s gonna hurt in November.
Another blow for youth and innovation struck. The old bird has got to be seventy.
Okay, so she can’t hold her liquor. Is that an automatic disqualification?
Never stopped Vern Nelson.
I think this woman and some beady-eyed bald dude used to party in a trailer next to us. Cocktails hour started at 11 in the morning.
The bald guy is Capt Burks. Well Kevin Hamilton married his daughter and promoted up the ranks just as quick as the recall. Then from there Kevin promoted his cronies … what corruption?!?! yeah right, the writing is on the wall to bring back reputable police; OCSD
I had heard scuttlebutt in the past from a reliable source that Kevin Hamilton had jilted a beautiful/stunning blond “love of his life” type woman at the alter.
I guess he wanted to marry the bosses daughter instead.
that’s why they call him “The Bone,” and it’s not bcuz of his bone mass!! Just ask the parking control chick he kept trying to get hired as a cop
Would this be… FUI? (flying under the influence.)
My Qualiifiycayshuns:
Already done it!
Friends in low, uh, high places.
Gin and tonics
Not Don Bankhead
That web site I clicked on is half finished and still has the instructions visible on what verbiage is supposed to go where.
When you have web site that is supposedly representative of you, and it’s half-ass…
Nuff said.
Shaddup!
Here is the part of her website I like the most:
“About Me
Use this space to tell voters a little about yourself. Where are you from? What brought you to this
business? What professional credentials or qualifications have you earned?
List your professional accomplishments and other accolades. You might also mention
business-specific degrees you have earned or media coverage your company has received.
You can use this section to introduce yourself to voters. You might discuss your dedication to your job, your goals for Fullerton, or ways you are uniquely equipped to serve the community. Provide a personal greeting to your visitors.”
What?
http://floryforfullerton.com/about_me.html
Thanks
Did you happen to also notice the domain registration info also goes through a service that is also known of hosting spam/phishing sites?
There it is again. The classic photo.
Never gets old, does it?
The booze may wear off, bur the surgically implanted steel rod will remain.
Well I must say my former mistress is hang in’ in there. Times have changed, but she never will. Watch out for the broomstick.
Word has it, and Jan knows… there’s a new sheriff comin’ to town soon!
Lets slow dance then.
That’s one sexy dame. In a Janet Reno kinda way!
She’s odd in an endearing sort of way – like a kitten born with two faces.
My Ideas:
* mandatory cocktail hour at 4 PM
* no kids bike-riding in my vicinity
* business as usual
* double the number of bars in Fullerton
* annex Brea in the Spring
Typical FFFFers making assumptions about something they have no idea about!
Can you be more specific?
Flory’s campaign rhetoric will be “I will hit the ground (running).”
And transparency lol
Please define “hit the ground (running)”. Is it:
• I was running, fell and hit the ground.
• I fell, got up, took off running.
• I forgot I was still on the barstool when I tried to run from real questions and fell off, hitting the ground.
• Oh hell, I just hit the damn ground, running, why must you peons bother me with details?
• Insert other definition here…
That website is just plain embarrassing. Who puts up a partially finished website for something that important (leaving the construction instructions still visible)? Seems like I saw another incomplete website earlier this week related to Fullerton. 🙂 Looks like a trend.
It may have to do with sugar overload. Either in its fermented state or in donut form.
It IS embarrassing!
Oh god. This site — and some brilliant commenters — makes me laugh. Thanks FFFF
Agree. This place provides the best daily comedy you can get.
🙂
Nothing wrong with drinking or smoking dope. Right Tony? Just part of life.
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Qualifications:
*Experienced (Have you ever been experienced? I have….)
* Not afraid of Lime Rickeys
* Supported by Beefeaters, Bombay, Boodles, Bilbeys, Gordons, and Tanqueray.
* Only candidate willing to open a speakeasy in my own bedroom.
* infused with cucumber and rose petals
My Experience:
* Waking up naked in a ditch. Oh well, it was a Tuesday!
*Describe in a sentence or two what you want to do and for whom you do it: This is a family blog, right?
My Ideas:
*Here you can discuss what you has to offer the citizens of Fullerton: Satan’s Whiskers. No bike-riding in my proximity. Children should be seen but not heard. Frozen Daiquiri vending machines.
* Why should they choose you? Why the hell not? McKinley’s dead!
THIS NOVEMBER YOU CAN HELP TAKE FULLERTON BACK
FROM THE DEVELOPERS AND SPECIAL INTERESTS! LET’S
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A distillery on every corner; two shots in every glass.
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2 oz Tanqueray® gin
2 oz Rose’s® lime juice
ice cubes
Blend Tanqueray Gin, Rose’s Lime Juice and 15 ice cubes until it is slurry and pour into a cocktail glass.
Gin Flurrie! I think we have a winner!
I am just sick over these baseless attacks on my old friend Jan Flurry.
Jam is a consummated professional. Ms. Flurty was mayor of Fullerton for over 70 years and as an attorney she helped countless developers and wealthy business interests obtain what is rightfully theirs. Jam Flurzy helped spur the downtown Fullerton renaissance and is a strong defender of drinking rights. Gam is a great lady, a committed dog-owner and a friend of massage parlors through the county. In conclusion, Gin Floozy represents the best that Orange County has to offer: toughness, incredulity, messianism, and intemperance.
The domain janflory.com may be for sale by its owner!
Jobs are over rated.
Do I have to have a job to be in the army?
awwww… username and password now required to enter the site. Boo!!!! This was an enjoyable site to see… and mock
http://www.smartvoter.org/1998nov/ca/or/vote/flory_j/bio.html
how to you have a campaign website that is password protected?
That is hilarious, even though I am bummed I missed it. Gee, you think anyone is reading FFFF? hehehe
“Gin Flurrie” creator deserves an award.
HA! Ms. Flory referred to the Council to the “five-headed beast” yet she wants to again be part of that beast?
She also called Felz a “competent administrator”
Good grief!
It would be SO nice if Jan would just stay home, and do jigsaw, or crossword puzzles, and STAY OUT of the ”limelight”. She can drink herself into oblivion, and no one will have to even see her. She is not even INTERESTING, TO ANYONE!!!!! Stay home Miss Flory!!!!