Wake Up Dick!
After second helpings of aloo tikki and tandoori baked nan, our own beloved blowhard Dick Jones seems to be having trouble staying awake during the Indian Independence day celebration held last summer at Harry Sidhu’s “elegant Yorba Estate.” You remember, his home in the 3rd District that he swore under penalty of perjury that he had abandoned for the Calabria Apartments on Lincoln Avenue.
He bought those pants before his recent growth spurt.
passing gas, not sleeping.
White patent leather shoes, seriously?
Somewhere a cracker televangelist wants his shoes back.
Ah already had mah free supper. The man never said Ah had ta stay awake for the speech!
Celebrate Indian Independence Day from England in the UK by Indians who have imigrated –check.
Celebrating it in India –double check.
Celebrating it in the US –fine, but it sort of comes off like us turning Cinco de Mayo into an excuse to drink beer.