RICHARD NIXON ENDORSES TOM DALY!
In a surprise announcement today, former President of the United States and current resident of Yorba Linda, Richard Nixon, announced his support of Tom Daly for Orange County Supervisor for the Fourth District. Although Nixon died in 1994 he maintains an active interest in OC politics.
“I represent a growing number of morally bankrupt GOP politicians who believe the time has come to jettison principles of conservatism and go with the candidates who are most likely to grow the size and scope of government. In government, success is judged by the size of your staff and the amount of your budget. Tom will be very successful.”
Daly campaign spokesman Herb Dillman said “this is great news for us. We anticipate broad support from unconvicted, self-serving, moribund, and even dead Republicans.”
7 Replies to “RICHARD NIXON ENDORSES TOM DALY!”
Ouch. Take that Lewis!
Nixon looks pretty good for somebody that’s been dead for 15 years.
Nixon is far too credible a figure to be placed in the same company as that whore John Lewis. Norby, if you are listening, get away from that cancer asap.
That’s right! Lewis beat the forgery rap!
Legal Eagle, “forgery rap”, please explain?