Poor Bella

As a former abused doggie myself, I know what it’s like to be mistreated. Here is poor “Bella” yanked around as a stage prop by her owner, the infantile 57 year-old airhead Lorri Galloway – who insists on acting like a scatterbrained teenager.

Viewers were shocked when Galloway hoisted this poor girl into the air, putting all her goods on display (not my type, even when I was alive).

We all sort of got the impression that Ms. Galloway would soon be wandering off to her bedroom to have a tea party with her dollies; or maybe play house with the stuffed animals on her bed – Mr. Bonkers and Glenda the Giraffe.

Real nice manicure and coif, though (on Galloway and Bella). Now there’s a couple of high maintenance females.

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  1. #1 by Anonymous on May 8, 2010

    She’s 57? Is she an android?

  2. #2 by Joe Sipowicz on May 8, 2010

    The age thing is perplexing, but I’ve heard from an Anaheim veteran that she’s fixated on looking and acting like a teenager.

  3. #3 by Ling Cod on May 9, 2010

    At the candidate forums when she gives a sensible answer to a questions, which is pretty rare, she momentarily sounds like an adult. I think the problem is that 95 % of the time she has nothing to say about anything and tries to get by with that annoying, embarrassing teenager act.

  4. #4 by Biff on May 9, 2010

    I was trying to think of what your screen capture of Galloway reminded me of, and then it struck me — it’s a page out of Hondo and Fabian a picture book that I read to my toddler:

    (Spoiler: Fabian the cat does not have a good day.)

  5. #5 by Biff on May 9, 2010

    Oops, I guess that I can’t post inline images. Here’s a link instead.

    Hoisted Cat

    How’s that? – The Management

  6. #6 by Joe Sipowicz on May 9, 2010

    The maturity level looks about right.

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