A Tree Grows in Fullerton
You humans always slayed me with your strange priorities and need to celebrate something. Me? When I was on Earth all I wanted was two squares and no broomstick.
Your Tommy Lasorda Day has come and gone. The ovations and fanfare are over. But lest you move on to other business please pause to reflect on the occasion.
12 Replies to “A Tree Grows in Fullerton”
Tollo? Sounds like one of those European candies.
Somewhere some landscaper who plants 50 trees a day is laughing his ass off at this self-congratulatory “accomplishment.”
Which of those fit, well-compensated gentlemen dug the hole?
Photo score 2 out of 5 stars. Where’s Linda?
What I want to know is who thought that painting of Lasorda was a good idea? FUGLY!
He was kind of a fugly dude.
I get the feeling there is an underlying satire at work here at Mayor Whitaker’s expense. But the post was written by a dog so…
How many councilmembers can claim they presided over a Sister City deal? Not many, that I can tell you! Most can’t accomplish anything!
Any bets on what city department the guy that drunkenly drives over Tollo McTree will be from?
Police, city management… Maybe a council member!? What fun!
Kinda far from the curb, That guy would have to be truly fucked up. So I’ll go with a cop.
I bet the tree dies on it’s own of over-watering and over-fertilizing due to the broken sewer lateral.
Bruce would never let that happen.