63 Replies to “Caption This Picture!”

  1. “Confound it! Ah fah’got to remove the jacket from the hanger before ah put the dang gum thing on.”

  2. Is my toupee are straight?

    Deg namit! Mah brains ah hurtin wit ah’ll these here residents spoutin off at me.

  3. “Why is there a rule that we have to listen to the citizens of Fullerton? Can’t we just vote the public portion of our meetings away? It’d be so much easier. Oh my achin’ head”.

  4. “All our schemes…er…Ah mean scams…er…Ah mean plans…are a-backfirin’ on us. The jig is up.”

  5. Geeeesus crisco … I just crapped my pants again! Good thing mah city paid insurance covers the cost of Depends.

  6. I’m worth millions, I’ve had a successful medical career, I’ve served my country with honor, I’ve raised a wonderful family, and I to sit hear and listen to these FUCKING IDIOTS.

    1. Ah been ordering ya pissant underlings around mah whole gol’dern life n’ now I gotta put up with this bull ca-ca?

      Ah’m, a wealthy man, a-livin’ high yup on that thar hill. Doing awright fer mesef ‘n mine.

      Did ah evah tell y’all ’bout the time ah fell out a the ‘coptah in Tanzanishya n’ got reskewed bah som ol’ seben feet high colored fellas?

    2. Nice choice of names. Last Tuesday I listened to the gas bag Jones explain how we are all socialists now as his reason for approving Ackerflack’s project.

      Yes, it’s true. Jones is really an Obama socialist.

  7. Fidel Fullerton :
    I’m worth millions, I’ve had a successful medical career, I’ve served my country with honor, I’ve raised a wonderful family, and I to sit hear and listen to these FUCKING IDIOTS.

    “I’ve sold my soul to the Devil, bullied and badgered any and everyone around me at St. Judes, avoided the draft by enlisting in the Air Force, and I’m now so freaking stupid that all of the townspeople see right through me like my zipper’s down all the dern time.”

  8. 1) I jus’ can’t seem to pull my head out of my ……..

    2) Like the citizens of Fullerton, now I know what it feels like to be screwed.

    3) What, only Joe Felz is going to be left? Who is going to tell him what to do or say once the three of us get recalled?

    4) The gravy train is ending on June 5th

  9. Where did I go wrong. I was playing it safe an did everything Joe Felz told me. Why is this happin’ to me!

  10. “we could have had it all, rolling in the deep” lyric from Adele’s song “Rolling in the Deep”
    Alas, Tony Bushala, Travis Kiger, Chris Thompson took it all away with the horrific truth our city’s representative government totally serves itself while witnessing its police force beating, molesting, murdering the good people of Fullerton

  11. Time to reset the clocks again. Let me think real hard here for a minute. Is it spring forward (like the young rooster I use to be), or fall backward (out of my chair in disbelief)? Does not matter…my time here is almost up.

  12. I’m thinking something to do with syphilis, throwing babies out with bath water, government mandates and the Mafia. I haven’t quite pieced it all together yet but the inspiration is definitely there.

  13. The next time that someone crys out for his dad, those cops had better let him up. And that damn Kelly’s Army……………….

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