The Doctor is In
Some skeptical folks in Fullerton have long wondered aloud if 5th District Councilman Ahmad Zahra is really a doctor. His acolytes and camp followers in the Fullerton Observer call him “doctor” and he doesn’t correct them. Still there’s no evidence that he ever practiced medicine, so the skeptics had some reason to wonder, given Zahra’s ever shifting “origin narrative” and omission of salient features of his past – like the gay man’s stop over in Little Rock, Arkansas to marry…a woman.
But now the truth will out. The FFFF Research Department has done a deep dive into photographic evidence and discovered unequivocal proof of Zahra’s doctorhood.
Unless it was Halloween.
Haha. I think I’ve seen that pose before!
Yes, you got me!
So if this is factual and Ahmad was a doctor or brain surgeon in Syria, why has he never cited that in any of his ballot statements. I would think a doctor of medicine would be a big part of his story.
Oh, I know. Because it is bullshit. Makes you go HMMMMMMMMM!
It’s easier to fool15 boohoos than 150,000 people, some of whom might actually do research.
The doctor will see you now. LMAO!
I recognize the robe. It’s from the University of Damascus at Aleppo. The fightin’ waldrapps.
Ah the good old days. The old fight song. Homecoming. Friday night bombs and bonfires. The Big Game against Antioch Tech!
Road trips to Beirut and the Bekaa Valley. Those were the days!
B. Ass, I remember you dude! Appreciate you bro! You let Ahmad cheat off you in Chem 101 (Chem Warfare 101 that is).
Damn we had fun. Toga parties and of course endless booze ’til. Ramadan be damned. Those hot burqa chicks from town.
Rama Lama Ding Dong, the old fight song.
Now I’m Back in the USSR, baby!
Glad you got out. That must have been a real blood Ba’ath.
You cannot even find the website for this university! FAKE!!
We had to shut down for a while. No problem. We’re merging with the University of Phoenix.
Sincerely,
Dr. Al Kareem Jabbar
Doctor of Luv!
Dr. Ahmad Zahra, Proctology
Bet this photo turns up 8n his next Bio.
Zahara!
I won’t hold my breath or beer waiting for the Kennedy family business to investigate Zahra’s doctor claim unless he formally has his name changed to Fred Jung or Tony Bushala.
Do not let this guy examine your asshol
He’s a fraud and should be arrested for illegal entry.
Another Oscar Mayer moment
Oh Hell, I’m not a filmmaker, either. Those dumbass sisters will swallow anything.
Pretty good AI slop. Did he claim to be an MD or a PhD? Not that it matters, anyone with the normal amount of chromosomes can spot a phony like the wretched Ahmad Zahra….how much longer until we’re finally rid of this malignant cunt of a human being?
He’s told anybody that would listen he’s an MD. Maybe in the 3rd World, or in another life. The Kennedy Sisters just adore calling him “Dr. Zahra.”
Dr. Seuss has more credibility as a doctor than Ahmad.