Saying Goodbye to Jan Flory and to Jan Flory’s Dog

My former mistress, Jan Flory has been around Fullerton for a long time. She’s been on your City Council three different times and just ran again, although she wasn’t all that young when I was alive. In those days she took out a lot of her anger on me, and later, after I passed on to Doggie Heaven, she found other outlets for the broomstick – namely the citizens of Fullerton.

During this last campaign she touted her qualifications as “the most experienced candidate” which was sort of self-oblivious given all the bad things she went along with. Her former constituents did not agree. In large numbers.

Woof.

Anyhow, I think you all in Fullerton are finally safe. At the next District 5 election Flory will be 85 human years old, or thereabouts. And you have probably heard the last from me.

Sincerely,

JFD

9 Replies to “Saying Goodbye to Jan Flory and to Jan Flory’s Dog”

  1. Hey, Dunlap’s #1 accomplishment so far. I think he should be Mayor for another term. He seems affable enough.

  2. Jan Flory’s Kitty checking in – I told that old witch to just lay low and enjoy her golden years, . . . err . . . wait, maybe I shoulda listened to my own advice.

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