Make It One For My Baby, And One More For The Road


Another party on a Tuesday night, and no DUI stops!

How fitting. Soon to be former councilwoman Ms. Jan Flory, one of the principal architects and mother hen of downtown Fullerton’s out-of-control culture of vodka. vomit and vehicular mayhem, is tossing herself a going away party. And naturally it’s at one of Fullerton’s fine dining establishments bars.

Here’s the outreach:

———- Forwarded message ———-

From: Jan Flory [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, December 07, 2016 11:07 AM
Subject:

 Good morning!

 As you know, the new council will be seated on 12/13/16 at 6:30 p.m.  Would you pls get the word out that I will be having a soiree at Joe’s Bar and Grill after that council meeting.  I’ll have appetizers and a no-host bar to celebrate my leaving the council.  That doesn’t sound right, but it will be better than a funeral.  People will probably start showing up between 7:30 and 8. 

 Thanks a bunch and thank you for keeping so many people informed. 

 Jan Flory

 

You would think a Fullerton City Councilperson would be a little reluctant to have a political party at a downtown saloon given what happened the last time this occurred – five scant weeks ago.

Sappy McTree, We Hardly Knew Ye…

You’ve got to love the message of the “soiree”:

I’ll have appetizers and a no-host bar to celebrate my leaving the council.” 

Auld lang syne…

Maybe Flory figures if you have to buy your own drinks you’ll be a lot less likely to get drunk, drive off the road on the way home and require the interim police chief to cover up the whole mess.

We probably won’t be there, but we’ll be celebrating, too.

 

  1. #1 by English Major on December 11, 2016

    Cause for celebration indeed. I wonder if the FPD will be told to turn off the body cams Tuesday night.

    • #2 by just a guy on December 11, 2016

      The secret passcode is “I need to call Chief Danny.”

  2. #3 by Little City Planner School Graduate on December 11, 2016

    At 10:00 the party moves up to Paul Dudley’s house. Please select a designated driver. And bring your own bottle.

  3. #4 by Eat at Joe's on December 11, 2016

    A classy place for a classy lady. Do they still sell alligator sandwiches?

    • #5 by Wrong on December 11, 2016

      It’s actually called Joe’s No Limits! Bar & Grill and they serve a mean dog.

    • #6 by Fullerton Lover on December 11, 2016

      They probably HAD to have the going away party for Jan Flory at Joe’s Bar and Grill, as they are the only place around that will serve rattlesnake ; – )

  4. #7 by Lisa CSUF on December 11, 2016

    A rendezvous-soirée. Jubilee supper with canapés served on handcrafted serviettes, complemented with Cabernet Sauvignon. And the ceremonial grand finale: the guillotine!

  5. #8 by just a guy on December 11, 2016

    Where is the FFFF party at?

    • #9 by Wayne H. Bornhoft on December 11, 2016

      Joe’s

    • #10 by CANM on December 12, 2016

      Honestly, the only holiday party worth going to.

  6. #11 by Al "Co" Holic on December 11, 2016

    FFFF Pop Quiz:
    1.) Will Joe Felz be there?
    2.) How many drinks will he have?
    3.) Will he drive himself home after?
    4.) Will he have a police escort?

  7. #12 by Just Off Euclid on December 11, 2016

    Beer Pong! Flory versus the house!

  8. #13 by I'll Have Another (on the house)! on December 12, 2016

    If i were the FPD, I’d be all over this party. just imagine the windfall come collective bargaining time bagging yourself Mr. & Mrs. Fitzgerald, or maybe even Joe Felz again!

  9. #14 by CANM on December 12, 2016

    I say people show up wearing tree branches on their lapels. Sappy McTree, RIP.

    • #15 by Barry Coffman on December 12, 2016

      How about a green ribbon?

  10. #16 by Joe FelzGood on December 12, 2016

    I will be there. I plan on drinking all day today and tomorrow and then hitting this bash to celebrate my retirement. I’ll buy all your FFFF klan drinks with my retirement check. You realize just my time on the books is worth $200,000? The city writes me a check for that and that has nothing to do with my retirement. Plus my severance package due to leaving early, and then my retirement. Does it get any better than this? DannyBoy said he will hire me right away to watch Mickey too. Life is good.

    • #17 by Anonymous on December 12, 2016

      Never stop dreaming.

      • #18 by Just Off Euclid on December 12, 2016

        Be sure to take Sappy McTree with you. Maybe he can be transplanted on Main Street, LOL!

    • #19 by Barry Coffman on December 12, 2016

      You’ll need to start early if you’re gonna hang with Felz and Flory, lol!

    • #20 by Andrew Goodrich on December 12, 2016

      We could put a hundred cops around there but it would be like swatting flies!

  11. #21 by Jasper on December 12, 2016

    If Flory is the mother hen of the barforama, then Fitzgerald is the fox guarding the hen house. It will be fun to watch her disavow Popoff and the rest of the douche bags as soon as she tries running for her next office.

  12. #22 by 4F is Forever lame! on December 12, 2016

    All of you posting here are droolers living in your moms basement! Do you realize that no one cares about this blog or what you write about! It is the same lame 6-10 people posting! FFFF is lame I miss bushala and his cronies!

    • #23 by Lisa CSUF on December 12, 2016

      To guy 4 F is forever lame,
      Despite liking it , I’m not affiliated with FFFF . All I can say to you is thanks for reading and posting

    • #24 by Fullerton Lover on December 13, 2016

      I didn’t know there were any basements in California?

    • #25 by Jan Flory's Dog on December 13, 2016

      4F is forever great. Always was the best blog in OC! I pee on your leg!

      • #26 by Curious Friend on December 13, 2016

        JFD, are there going to be Fringies this year? I know it’s been a short season but still, a little Holiday gift for the friends? Whaddysay?

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