The Latest in Fullerton Fashion

A Friend has sent in some images to FFFF of summer wear that may become a fad in Fullerton. Obverso we find pictures of Fullerton City Councilman Ahmad Zahra, the first gay, Muslim councilman in the history of the USA, so he says. Pictured next to him is his one-time wife, Michelle Salmon, the Arkansas woman he married just after coming to the country.

We are reminded of the strange case of a gay, penniless, Syrian immigrant with no job and no prospects hooking up an American woman. Naturally, it didn’t work out.

Verso we discover a facsimile of the happy newlyweds’ marriage license hot off the Pulaski County press.

Will these be appearing at council meetings this summer? They won’t work for me because I have four legs, but they sure look good enough for me to pee on.

28 Replies to “The Latest in Fullerton Fashion”

    1. Being gay in many Muslim countries will get you the death penalty. Or just a flogging and imprisonment in most others. Can a homosexual really be a practicing Muslim?

  1. Doggie, where can I buy 1? Sure beats the tired ass Connor Traut for Supe buttons those batshit crazy ladies wear.

  2. zahra the fraud.
    Always has been
    Always will be.

    Take a seat ,….. away from Fullerton.

    He thinks he’s too sexy for his shirt. Rid him.
    one of the spokes in Fullerton’s wheel of destruction.

  3. He was exploring his sexuality. It’s part of a painful “coming out” story. No, wait. That’s not right.

  4. Please send one to my boss. He’s very interested.

    Immigration and Customs Enforcement
    Orange County Field Office
    1251 E. Dyer Road
    Suite 200
    Santa Ana, CA 92705

    1. Immigration fraud is handled by USCIS. Try this first. ICE shows up later.

      USCIS OC Field Office
      34 Civic Center Plaza
      Santa Ana, CA 92701

      1. Meaning it’s a signal that you’ve crawled up your own political asshole and no one will mate with you. Natural selection. Your genetics are an evolutionary dead end.

            1. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You sad, John?

              As long as they aren’t hitting women and committing immigration fraud, bring them on.

              1. More bullshit. It doesn’t matter who it is you’ll still be a vicious little pig and pull the same stunts.

                Just how you people roll.

                1. Well, which is it asshole?

                  We’re vicious little pigs to everyone or two liberals on the current council are in our pockets? Can’t be both, smartass.

                  Oh, right, you’re a vicious little pig who really only wants to be squeal about how hard his stupid life turned out.

                  Look out little Hogerhuises, your dad is a real fucking winner.

                2. “We’re vicious little pigs to everyone or two liberals on the current council are in our pockets”

                  TF are you confused about now? I don’t think the two liberals on the council are in your pocket. That’s what this ongoing smear campaign/vendetta is about, the fact that Zahra isn’t in anyone’s pocket.

                  You’re vicious pigs to your enemies list.

                3. John R. Hogerhuis is an idiot.

                  “It doesn’t matter who it is you’ll still be a vicious little pig and pull the same stunts.”

                  What you said in response to:

                  “As long as they aren’t hitting women and committing immigration fraud, bring them on.”

                  So, there you are saying we’re little pigs to all liberals.

                  Fact: There are two liberals currently on the council, to whom, by your own admission, we are not little pigs.

                  Ergo, it does indeed matter and we are not vicious little pigs to everyone.

                  You sir, are a moron and a vicious little pig who is angry at his own sad life. Enjoy your legacy!

            2. A liar, a fraud, an unemployed little bumlet. Looks like re ruined his own life. But you go ahead and call shit hummus.

            3. “if you manage to destroy another person’s life”

              FFFF didn’t make Zahra commit Marriage Fraud.

              FFFF didn’t make Zahra commit Assault & Battery,

              FFFF didn’t make Zahra commit plagiarism.

              FFFF didn’t make Zahra a pathalogical liar.

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