Tender Young Elijah Keeps Steppin’ on His Own Weenie. And Other Weenies, Too

Last month FFFF published a post about how sweet, fresh Elijah Manassero scribbled an article for the Fullerton Observer attacking Mayor Fred Jung for misusing Fullerton’s city seal. A little later we noted with some amusement that the young sapling Manassero posted his string of attacks on the council majority and the Bushala family on a subReddit that swiped…Fullerton’s city seal!

Well, it appears that somebody, somewhere took notice of the problem. Sometime in the past week the subReddit page quit using the city seal and replaced it with this image.

Hmm. Now that looks sort of familiar. Oops!
Turns out the newly adopted image of r/Fullerton is a protected trademark, registered by the City with the United State Patent and Trademark Office over 20 years ago! Ouch.

Now that’s not very good is it? More bad behavior by r/Fullerton and hypocrisy from their frequent contributor, youthful Elijah.
I don’t think that the dainty fleur Elijah cares much about the sort of legal niceties involved with intellectual property theft, and probably knows even less about this sort of thing than he does about commercial leases (BTW, has fresh young Elijah sought legal recourse about the Bushala depot lease like he said he would, or was that just the loud screeching of a baby paper tiger?).

The irony of a self-righteous purveyor of prevarication getting tangled up in this sort of embarrassment is palpable. However, Fullerton Boohoo characters are not known for the kind of self-introspection needed to understand irony. After all, they celebrate the deadbeat Ahmad Zahra’s brainy outpourings, despite his getting busted for plagiarism – another kind of intellectual theft.
Lord you guys are dumb as rocks. Are you really whining about a subreddit now?
No, we’re identifying a collection of thieves, of which you, young Ezekiel are a part.
I feel like the writers here just have no idea what’s going on
Like it’s just dumb gossip at this point
Gossip? Someone illegally using the city seal to promote honesty in Fullerton government? That’s funny. Then when they get caught – thanks to FFFF – they steal another trademark.
That’s the Doctor Zod way.
Anyway, thanks for subscribing to FFFF!
You should just confine yourself feeling to feeling yourself.
Young Lij’ should stop being so hard with himself.
Why do you have such a crush on this guy? It’s honestly weird and creepy…
He’s awful tender and sweet.
4 out of 5 Fullerton residents would rather eat a turd than listen to Elijah Manassero.
How funny. Jumping from one theft right into another!
Real hard hitting reporting. Glad you’re keeping us safe from the Fullerton seal being used improperly. Really impressive, you’re working on the important things that actually affect people in Fullerton.
Things like Trails to Nowhere and soon-to-be defaced Kaboom parks?
Ahaha.
Elijah, you need to stop “borrowing” stuff that isn’t yours.
You mean like that tie?
The coverup is worse than the crime.
It’s called theft. It’s a crime, which makes Elijah Manassero a criminal.
Well, no. But he is participating in an unauthorized use of the city seal by whoever runs r/Fullerton. That makes him a hypocritical scoundrel.
But he’s just so damn young and fresh.
Oh, he’s a criminal. Believe it!
He will be if he keeps suckling at Dr. Zod’s teat.
You are welcome.