Trail to Nowhere on Way to 105,000 annual users!

Only 104,950 to go.

The Fullerton Observer has published a photo montage of the big ribbon cutting ceremony on Saturday. Almost all the principle creators of this “treasure,” were there, although I didn’t see any pictures of Councilmembers Nick Dunlap and Jamie Valencia who voted for it. But photo-op hound Ahmad Zahra was there, and so was Shana Charles, presumably talking up the virtues of public health; even Sharon Quirk showed up to celebrate the proud accomplishment and take credit for the $1,780,000 the State of California contributed to this achievement. About 50 people were there if you don’t count politicians and City employees.

Pure joy was experienced by all!

High on life. Future users will also be high.

But skeptics that we are here at FFFF, we sent out one of our white van boys after the morning hoopla was over. William Wallace captured the sprit of the trail on opening day – a pleasant Saturday afternoon. Perfect for recreation.

See what $2,300,000 (and more, I’m sure) gets you in the way of an urban intervention, Fullerton-style.

Not a soul in sight looking west.
What did Shana have to say about the concertina wire?
Asphalt aroma is good for the lungs, they say…
Not a soul in sight looking east.
Sandbags show grade bust with unlucky neighbor.
A tree grows in Brooklyn?
Hope springs eternal…
More nasty security wire. Is this trail safe? Don’t ask.
Fullerton, being Fullerton.

60 Replies to “Trail to Nowhere on Way to 105,000 annual users!”

    1. Today I witnessed a scene that perfectly encapsulates the dangerous flaw in the “Trail to Nowhere” design. I was on Highland and saw a family—a mom, dad, and their little boy, who couldn’t have been more than four or five years old—all on electric bikes. They had just come off the trail and were trying to head east.

      Highland was busy with fast-moving traffic in both directions, and the family had to wait for a break in the cars. My heart was in my throat watching them. Instead of going down to the bottom of the hill at Walnut Ave. to cross at the traffic light, they crossed right at the middle of the street.

      This is exactly the problem. The trail doesn’t just “end,” it dumps the few people—families with small children—directly into a high-speed corridor with no safe, designated crossing. My fear is that it’s only a matter of time before someone gets hit there.

      So I have to ask: when that happens, who gets blamed? The family trying to cross a dangerous street, or the city planners who were foolish enough to build a trail that exits into a death trap with no safe way to get across?

  1. Everything seems so puny and temporary. And in a few hours the “trail” became completely empty – on Day 1.

    Word of mouth will keep it that way. The barbed wire may be charming to urban outfitters Charles and Zahra, but I wonder what normal people think.

    1. I’ll tell you what normal people think, it made my wife want to sell the house and move. She was that upset that we like with the streets we do and this is what they choose to waste their time with.

  2. I stopped by today with my tape measure around 13:30 and it looked the same.
    Deserted.
    The width of the asphalt paved part of the trail is a foot under 10ft as stated on the plan. The dirt walking part is easily a foot and a half under the plan at 4ft 5 inches. Not the 6ft as stated.
    My favorite part of the trail is being able to look into all of the dilapidated back yards of the unfortunate residents who now have to live with this boondoggle.
    Just wait until it becomes tent city back there.

    1. You don’t feel compassion for the homeless? They’ll be able to dig in between driplines and become temporarily housed.

  3. I noticed that the elderly, petty thief Paulette Marshall was there. They let her speak for some reason. What is she running for this time?

    1. That Vanessa Estrella was getting in her mugging. I wonder if she’ll regret that in October when the police reports are in.

    1. Kittys dog is sick is code for I’m fat and lazy and don’t go anywhere unless I can call someone racist or I am getting an award.
      Imagine her dog taking precedent over 130 thousand residents.
      Boy did we dodge a bullet.

      1. I dunno. I like my dog more than “130,000 residents,” but I’m one of those animal lovers you read about.

  4. Sharon Quirk don’t wear white tennies to a UP Trail opening. That isn’t dog poop on the bottom of your soles. It’s bum shit. Hope you brought hand sanitizer.

  5. I’m glad the city is finally doing something with that plot of land. Now it’s Bushala’s turn!

    Think about how nice his trashy properties could look if he spent his campaign money on his properties instead.

    He should show Fullerton how real development is done

    1. Or, young Elijah, the City could quit wasting millions on moronic “give the Mexicans something nice because we know better” boondoggles.

    2. Bushala isn’t a developer moron. Finally did something? Gee it sure would be nice if they “did something” about the 10 other city parks and trails that actually get used. Or you can put your money where your mouth is and volunteer to clean the overflowing trash bins stupid.

    1. Those are the last little kids who will ever ride their bikes on the Trail to Nowhere. And they had to be driven there by their parents. How ironic. But never even considered by the Kennedy Sisters, et al.

        1. They had to be driven there by their parents. They will never be back and you will never be on it. Say, how come nobody was there on Saturday afternoon? 24 people per daylight hour are going to have to use that to get to Alice Loya’s 105,000 per year. You better get busy, slug.

            1. The Observer and others of your ilk predict a “treasure.” Will you be around in 10 months to explain why the prophesy went wrong? Dumbass heal thyself.

  6. Please send Mr. Wallace out again to get some images where it dead ends at Highland.

    In order to use this “trail” you’re supposed to get on at Independence Park, go east half a mile, then turn around and go back. Rinse and repeat.

    I don’t see Hoogerbooger in any of those pictures. Is he too scared to use the trail without an FPD escort?

    1. I don’t live over there, but I’ll try to get over to check it out soon. Without an angry crank filter, it looks great from these photos.

      1. Yes. Check it out. You ca go half a mil and turn around. 14 trips and you’ll get your 7 miles in!!

  7. “But skeptics that we are here at FFFF”

    The word is cynics, not skeptics.

    Adapting a meme, I recommend that you angry cranks get a bench and a plaque on the trail.

    “Here Lies The Reputation of Friends For Fullerton’s Future
    They Hated This Park and Everyone In it”

    1. I recommend you get a plaque and sew it to your forehead. It should read: my head is so far up my own ass that no one can read this plaque.

  8. Hooger is too much of a pussy to use that “trail.” He knows the area is a gang-infested, homeless shooting gallery where at least two people have died in the past few years.

    1. Don’t forget Dunlap, Whitaker, and Valencia. And Jung voted to keep it alive, too. They are all complicit.

    1. I love it! When it becomes a linear homeless encampment we will know whose fat-headed idea it was to hector the council into approving it.

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