Mayor Jones Names New Sister City


Thass some mighty purty brickwork!

Well, that didn’t take long. In office as Mayor for a few scant days, Doc Jones issued his first diktat: a new sister city for Fullerton to join the ranks of Fukui and Morelia and Yongin.

The Sister City Welcoming Committee

The new destination for Fullerton international gladhanders is none other than Pilgur, principal metropolis of Kharakhastan. Of course Friends will recall that Jones’s ties to Kharakhastan run deep, and remember his reference in a diatribe against a former Congressman:

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Then there was our subsequent research into this exotic corner of Central Asia.

When reached for comment on his unusual decision, Jones minced no words: “As a Airman Basic in the Air Force I oncet had to bail out over that place. And man, I’m telling ya, them gals was friendly! ‘Sides I ain’t partial to no squids and raw tuna ‘n suchlike, ‘n that cabbage slaw done give me some baaaad gas.”

And so for those of you who believed that Good Ol’ Boy Jones was jes’ gonna run out the clock, well, Hell y’all can guess again.

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  1. #1 by just a guy on December 9, 2010

    Oh God, it’s starting already. Too funny.

  2. #2 by More Hippie Than You on December 9, 2010

    Snnnnnnnnnoooooooooot!!!!! Pounding desk.

  3. #3 by SauceBrick on December 9, 2010

    Has Quirk scheduled her Sister Cities visit yet? I wonder what she will take to appease the Kharakh warlords?

    • #4 by just a guy on December 9, 2010

      Bootleggers.

  4. #5 by Steven Greenhut on December 9, 2010

    He only likes Kharackastan because tattooing is illegal there — the country’s top doctor discovered that tattoos cause syphyllis.

  5. #6 by van get it da artiste on December 9, 2010

    like his past co-conspirator Pam (goofy) Keller, jones antics would be entertaining if not for the fact that our municipality is deep in the global economic crisis and our town needs superior leadership to guide us through these unprecedented difficult times not a buffoon.

  6. #7 by Disgruntled Fullerton Resident on December 9, 2010

    I don’t know who the bigger idiot is.. Don Bankhead or this dumbass!!

  7. #8 by This Dumbass on December 9, 2010

    YOU VOTED FOR US OLD FUCKERS!!!

    • #9 by This Dumbass on December 9, 2010

      OH DEAR, I MEANT “OLD SUCKERS!!!”

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