Giasone Strikes Again: The Pickle Lady Goes to Hawaii!


Demonstrating an irresistable consistancy publishing the commonplace and the inane, Fullerton News Tribune ace reporter Barbara Giasone may have even topped herself this ante meridiem. Check out this compelling news story about the Pickle Lady.

http://www.ocregister.com/news/mcgirr-230241-hawaii-fullerton.html 

It seems a local woman won a trip to Hawaii via the kindly offices of the dim-witted ”Wheel of Fortune” show and the FNT presses were stopped. Barbara pulled off of the other hard-hitting news exclusives she is working on (i.e. the giant lobster in the tank at the Japanese sea food restaurant and the giant snapping turtle that used to live in Laguna Lake) and scoops the rest of the media world.

Bravisima!

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  1. #1 by admin on January 21, 2010

    Oof! Right in the gut!

  2. #2 by thedivinemissk on January 21, 2010

    Good on her. I’m glad she won the prize.

    • #3 by admin on January 21, 2010

      The Wurlitzer?

  3. #4 by Long Cod on January 21, 2010

    Is this Pickle Lady running for city council?

    • #5 by admin on January 21, 2010

      She should. Sadly, that “eat pickles” comment is brighter than anything Bankhead, Jones, or Keller have said in years.

      Pickle Lady for Council 2010!

      • #6 by Bud Chaffee on January 21, 2010

        I agree! Pickle Lady for Council 2010!

  4. #7 by van get it da artiste on January 21, 2010

    Giasone’s only talent or intrinsic ability is spontaneous respirations. She would be a better fit as a reporter for the Fullerton Observer than a reporter for any legitimate newspaper.

  5. #8 by Andre on January 21, 2010

    van, I agree with you 100%. Giassone should be put out to pasture for grazing.

    Why is it that people cant see the trees through the forest?

  6. #9 by Let's get real on January 22, 2010

    You shouldn’t blame Barbara. She is what she is. The fault lies with the Fullerton News Tribune operation, the register, and ultimately its bankrupt parent company.

    The insult to our collective intelligence is huge, historical, and inveterate.

    Two bright spots:

    1) when the register dies the news tribune will go down the aqua-spiral with it.

    2) as with the observer, no one makes you pick it up and read it!

  7. #10 by keaton and sisy and autumn on February 18, 2010

    hello where did your age go?

    P.S.hello granny from bube

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